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2)<\/strong> How do you know if someone smokes weed? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. <\/p>\n

3)<\/strong> Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! <\/p>\n

4)<\/strong> What do you call a stoner’s girlfriend? Mary Jane. <\/p>\n

5)<\/strong> How do you make a stoner smile? Give them a joint. <\/p>\n

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6)<\/strong> Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. <\/p>\n

7)<\/strong> What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator. <\/p>\n

8)<\/strong> What do you call a group of koalas that’s high? A eucalyptus cloud. <\/p>\n

9)<\/strong> Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side, man. <\/p>\n

10)<\/strong> Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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