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\nWhat did the frog say when he passed the bong to his frog friend?
\nRippit<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nI told my doctor I was having problems with my joints.
\nHe told me to roll them tighter.<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nI nicknamed my friend Beans. But now he smokes weed a lot…
\nso we call him Baked Beans.<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nSmoke greeting cards if you want to get hi.<\/li>\n
\nI was lookin at my reflection in some concrete.
\nI looked stoned.<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nWhat do you call a stoner with two spliffs?
\nDouble Jointed<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nThis is just going to be filled with bad puns….
\nWeed better stop while we’re ahead.<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nWhat do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
\nDrug Abuse.<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nWhat do you call a high lizard?
\nA mariguana<\/strong><\/li>\n
\nWhy’s it called 420? Because you pass the j in the circle. 420 degrees.
\nFriend says “but circles have 360 degrees” This is where you say “But then you keep goinnnn”<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"